Hello! This is an article about a hundred jokes, let us get started already!
#001: What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
#002: What do you call a classmate with a dictionary in their pants?
#003: Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
#004: How do you know that Saturn was married more than once?
#005: How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom?
#006: What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate?
#007: What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
#008: Why did the student throw her watch out of the school?
#009: What are the ten things teachers can always count on?
#010: What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?
#011: Why is two plus two equals five like your left foot?
#012: Why did the girl do her homework on the airplane?
#013: Why did the cafeteria serve math books for lunch?
#014: What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
#015: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes on you?
#016: Which school supplies the king of the classroom?
#017: What is the best place to grow flowers in school?
#018: What is the favorite subject in school of a snake?
#019: What is the favorite subject in school of a witch?
#020: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
#021: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
#022: Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
#023: Why are music teachers good baseball players?
#024: Which USA State had the most math teachers?
#025: Which are the smartest letters of the alphabet?
#026: What do you need to do to go to high school?
#027: Who is the best friend at school of everyone?
#028: Why did the principal start a gardening club?
#029: Who is the best friend at school of everyone?
#030: What did the highlighter say to the textbook?
#031: Why are chemists great at solving problems?
#032: Why did the stapler break up with the paper?
#033: Why does the math class make students sad?
#034: Which tree is the favorite of a math teacher?
#035: What did the music teacher say to her class?
#036: Why did the teacher wear a helmet to class?
#037: Why do parallel lines not ever get together?
#038: What are the coolest letters of the alphabet?
#039: Why did the scientist remove her doorbell?
#040: What is the favorite drink of a blackboard?
#041: What should you grow in a school garden?
#042: What school does an ice cream man go to?
#043: How do you make seven an even number?
#044: Why do fireflies get bad grades in school?
#045: What is the favorite subject of a butterfly?
#046: Why did a student bring a pillow to class?
#047: Why did the glue get in trouble at school?
#048: Why did the teacher draw in the window?
#049: Why could the skeleton not go to school?
#050: What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
#051: Which dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
#052: Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
#053: Which state is called the land of pencils?
#054: Who is the superhero in computer class?
#055: Why do magicians do so well in school?
#056: Which is the shortest month of the year?
#057: What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
#058: Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
#059: What does your computer do for lunch?
#060: Why do calculators make great friends?
#061: Why can pirates not learn the alphabet?
#062: Why do we measure a snake in inches?
#063: Why is there not a clock in the library?
#064: What contest do skunks win at school?
#065: What did the triangle say to the circle?
#066: Why is the obtuse angle always upset?
#067: Why did the dog do so well in school?
#068: Why do music teachers need a ladder?
#069: What does a spider do on the internet?
#070: How many letters are in the alphabet?
#071: What is the most tired school supply?
#072: What kind of school do surfers go to?
#073: What did the paper say to the pencil?
#074: What did the buffalo say at drop-off?
#075: How do astronauts organize a party?
#076: Which is the tallest school building?
#077: Why was the broom late for school?
#078: Why did the jellybean go to school?
#079: Why was the equal sign so humble?
#080: What is the life motto of the eraser?
#081: What is so fresh in chemistry class?
#082: Why did the kid eat his homework?
#083: What does a book do in the winter?
#084: What makes a circle overqualified?
#085: Why was the notebook so popular?
#086: What is the favorite year of a frog?
#087: Why did the sun not go to college?
#088: What did the paper say to the pen?
#089: When do student astronauts eat?
#090: Why can you never trust atoms?
#091: How does a brain stay in shape?
#092: Which animal cheats on exams?
#093: How much do rainbows weigh?
#094: Why is history a sweet subject?
#095: What do elves learn in school?
#096: Are monsters good at math?
#097: How do bees get to school?
#098: How do fish get to school?
#099: Why do plants hate math?
#100: Why are fish so smart?
